Its February, OH ONE [01] IDIOTS! NEW MONTH! Quick, everyone, think of 12 new month resolutions.
My suggestions would be: (total crap from here on)
- I will eat ice-cream at midnight - every midnight of the month.
- I will not let the dog hog the pillow, growl at me from the sofa, and snatch the bun from my plate - this year she's going to learn that I'm the Alpha of the house and only I get to do certain things
- I will shave my head
- I will do less laundry and use more deodorant
- I will quack like a duck first thing in the morning and last thing at night
- I will not tell lies (haha yeah right...)
- I will remember that kissing toads doesn't make them human.
- I will not try to save every princess I see after drinking beer, because they always turn out to be men.
- Recite the national pledge in my shower everyday of the month.
- Eat green stuff for the first time in my life.
- Do my homework (yeah right)
- Shout loudly everytime I fart to tell people I did it.
Anyway, went golfing in some place in Malaysia called 'Legends' today. The scenery and the place, is beautiful.
Went back to singapore, and my phone (which was in my pocket) vibrated so much (cause I recieved 21 freaking messages) that I kept jumping everytime I put it back in my pocket when I thought there were no more messages.
Okay goodnight!